The University of Charlotte has recently announced their plans to start a football program by 2010. The eventual goal is FBS football but this is our time line for how things will play out.
November 2008- First ESPN article. Always important.
May 2011- Herman Edwards is hired as coach prompting FIREHERMEDWARDS.com. Congrats Charlotte people already hate you!
September 2012- University president announces school will fall short of $45 million plan. Football will start in 2014.
September 2014- First game against Northern Iowa is a blowout... Herm Edwards informs press that he plays to win the game... no one asked....
December 2014- Charlotte gets first win over lowly Eastern Washington. TAKE THAT YOU DAMN... wait... whats Eastern Washington's mascot?
August 2015- People forget there is football in Charlotte.
September 2016- First player is charged with assault and rape. WELCOME TO COLLEGE FOOTBALL.
June 2020- After a few strong years in the FCS Charlotte decides to try luck at FBS and joins ACC.
August 2020- Herm Edwards pulls a JoePa and refuses to step aside.
September 2020- Herm Edwards dies.
September 2020- A real coach is hired (its the future... I don't know his name)
December 2022- Charlotte plays in the Deadspin.com Bowl (yes sir), the first in school history.
December 2023- Wins first ACC title and reaches first BCS bowl.
January 2023- After upsetting Syracuse, the present dynasty of college football, Disney announces plan for a movie chronically the University of Charlotte's rise to success. Barack Obama is slated to play Herm Edwards.
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